I have less than half of the freezee left and I put it in the freezer. No mooore for now. Because holy shizz am I zoomin’.  

It’s giving me a stomach ache but I can’t stop drinking it. Probably gonna be bouncing of the walls here shortly. Because it’s a large, and I’m not used to having caffeine anymore. >.>

And ughh, my brother is going swimming with his friend and is going to be going out to eat. I envy him. Because I rarely ever get to do anything.  

Where can I download friends tho? lolol 

mynameisbruni:

twerkfred:

thegerardgayway:

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU

reasons why im a lesbian

Ten Inch Hero

andrysb24:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

Story of my life

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

shogunofyellow:

Fox arrives at the decision to not eat his new friend.

precisive:

precisive:

This is the first poem I have ever written I hope it isn’t too bad.

its almost at 10k omg

I’m also sexually frustrated.  But more than anything I just want to make out.